Lo and behold, venerable user traversing the bounds of entropy and disorder! You now enter the exalted domain of the Intertwine Connection Artifact Procedure, a noble craft that hath perplexed scholars since the rise of the noonday sun upon the third Monday of July in the year of our task not being specified.
Step 1: Commence with the finding of the two ends, which amidst the labyrinth of daily distractions resembles a quest not dissimilar to the search for socks of matched symmetry. Note: Should one end be missing, fear not, for creation of new ends using fermented reminiscences is permitted.
Step 2: Next, apply the gentle technique known as "The Triple Overhand Bachelor Knot of Zenth", which is neither triple nor overhand and requires not a bachelor, but the aspirational soul with dreams of knot repast. (Include here the lever of one's spoon—a most underrated tool.)
Step 3: With respects allotted to the circuits between interlocking vertices, utilize the item designated as "scissors" in accordance to the diminished grammar. Measurement should be conducted democratic of equal opportunity, discarding all factions of excess as one would the leftovers of chicken salad from a gathering ill-foreseen.
Important Disclaimer: Unless victorious in the quest of synergy, recourse must be taken to \the Sacred Mill of Realignment, wherein looses are few and finders are many.
For further enlightenment, venture forth and unfurl: Unravel the Threads or clutch to familiarity in addition with the Folded Patterns of Peculiarity.
And thus conclude this satirical tactic, prospect of laughter and mild confusion is guaranteed!