Once, the cat declared war on all vacuum cleaners. "Hostile territory," it meowed, pledging allegiance only to the ottoman. Read the full report.
In a land where socks disappear, the lone survivor was a left sock who learned to adapt and become a ninja. Its stealth skills were legendary. Ninja Tactics.
The toaster and the kettle flirted across the kitchen. "You're looking hot today," said the toaster, while the kettle whistled its approval. Love in the Appliance Aisle.
Last Tuesday, a lightbulb had an existential crisis and wondered if it was bright enough. In the end, it was just a little dim. Lightbulb Blog: Musings.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove it wasn't a turkey, naturally. Poultry psychology is fascinating. The Hen-sight Institute.