The Enigmatic Coffee Mug
I have seen Monday mornings at their worst, and I have soothed hangovers like no other. But the real secret? I once housed a goldfish with a wild sense of adventure. He never did learn how to swim straight in the office cubicle sea.
Why, yes, I AM a little cracked. But trust me, it only adds character. Want to know more?
The Sassy Stapler
Once, I saw a fierce fight between a paperclip and a rubber band. The paperclip was bent out of shape, and the rubber band just couldn't take the tension. They still argue about it in the drawer sometimes.
Snap, snap! Yes, I'm always on the edge of my seat. Care to discover my deepest, darkest compression?
The Mysterious Old Lamp
In my flickering years, I've watched a thousand bad TV shows and even cringed at a few awkward first dates. My bulb's too bright for some secrets, but I'll whisper a few faded memories if you ask nicely.
I only shed light on what I want to. Or do I?