| Sequence | Meaning | Consequences |
|---|---|---|
| Tap Twice, Spin Once | The Door of Omnipotent Decisions | You may find a cat sitting on your car hood, but you'll know why. |
| Three Sequential Knocks | The Banishment of Socks to the Beyond | Possible initiation as the Sock Whisperer. |
| Pound Rhythmically Yet Gently | AAscent to the Summit of Mundane Mastery | You shall receive the Ultimate Guide to Tap Water Acclimatization. |
Insider Tip: Once the sequence is performed, maintain eye contact with the void and tread lightly around areas where socks seem to congregate.
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