Embarking on a journey requires three Cs: Compass, Courage, and Comedy. For what is a trek without the occasional slip on a banana peel (actual slip not included)?
Step 1: The Compass. Without it, you're likely to venture towards Narnia... or worse, an IKEA. A true wanderer keeps this circle of fate locked in a mortal entity's grasp.
Step 2: Courage. There will be unlikely dangers. You might confront the ferocious Beagle of Lost Dreams or the malevolent Locked Door Man. Calmly walk away, whistle a tune, or perhaps call in a llama as a distraction.
Step 3: Comedy. Naught but dry guides don't offer the mirth necessary for survival. Learn to dance improperly during any rune plaquette or incant unwritten poetry upon fragile events.