Stellar Cartography Update: It seems our navigational precision has once again led us to a familiar void. The stars are indeed the same as always; it’s the ship that’s changed—or perhaps, it hasn’t at all.
Reflections: I overheard the chief engineer arguing with a nebula today. Apparently, she had a bone to pick with its gravitational ethics. Perhaps this cosmic dialogue illuminates more than our stars.
Observation: The cosmic microwave background has been reported as ‘slightly more sarcastic’ this week. Scientists attribute it to seasonal fluctuations in stardust irony levels.
Communications: Transmission from the Quadrant of Forgotten Wishes. The carrier pigeons have upgraded to space crows. Their mocking caws have been noted and cataloged.
"I can't believe it's not light speed," declares our resident philosopher, examining the ethical implications of pseudo-velocity.