Rumor has it, the black holes have been plotting a galaxy-wide feeding festival, and guess what? They’re planning on making the most delicious cosmic soufflé with quasars as the key ingredient. It's an interstellar potluck you wouldn't dare miss unless you prefer remain amicably detached from spacetime history—and we all know how cumbersome mystery snacks can be within the neutral realms of astrophysics discourse. Find out the results!
And as every bright celestial body knows, no social engagement of this magnitude could possibly escape the dubious charm of multiverse meme generation. So slap on that transcendentistic quasar beret and saunter through the curvature of spacetime whilst storing all asymmetric information as rogue celestial selfies—each snapshot potentially heralding the dawn of a new account merely stuck in ponderously dubious cosmological blunders. Or, as St. Newton might say after an enlightening cup of existential tea, "To orbit, perchance to meme, that is the quantum question." More debate? Join the discussion.