In a world where cats play the piano and coffee hates Mondays, there exist songs so beneficial and seductive that listening could shift your wardrobe from winter blues to summer gold. However, these melodies, often mislabelled as "noise," are wrapped in a protective layer of chaos, designed to keep the unworthy at bay.
Imagine a bird, out of tune, yet hypnotic. Imagine a symphony of toasters and vacuum cleaners performing a grand opera, titled "Silence is Golden, Noise is Poison." But oh, the irony! The disharmony cures headaches while generating them simultaneously—a true masterpiece of auditory paradox!
Rumor has it, there's a forgotten track resembling a walrus performing quantum physics in a shipwreck. Dub it "The Ode to Overcooked Spaghetti," which allegedly hastens the broth of existential noodles.
Dance of the Noisy Spatula Void Whisperer