Once upon a time in a universe not entirely unlike ours, a snail became the unlikely spokesperson for all things intricate and possibly ridiculous. Unveil the secret of the snail.
"Why is it always the mice," pondered the clock without any hands, "that think they know more about cheese than the cheese itself?"
A banana slipped on its own peel, confirming the universal law: The peel observes, the banana acts. Read more about inter-fruit dialogues.
Here lies the coordinates to nowhere, where the echo of laughter meets the gravity of puns: Glimmer of Galactic Giggles.