Dreams of Starlight

Even the universe couldn't escape a bit of thread tangling. Remember that time it almost made a mess? The Great Cosmic Blender whirred on the sidelines:

“Oh, mingle and twine the stars a little closer, it said. Silver linings were always better with a twist.” — Anonymous Nebula, Serial Middle-Aged Friend to the Planets

Sirius, the star known for its sparkling wit (and not its breath, keep the conjecture to science), once asked:

Sirius: “Why did Orion's Belt bring a ladder to the party?”

Answer: “To reach the next tier of constellation hierarchy.”

Find the eight-legged constellation coffee table and query it. Rumor has it, it's secretly planning a moon wax.