ERROR 404: Module Not Found.
ERROR 502: Gateway Timeout.
ERROR 123: Configuration Corruption Detected!
ERROR 007: Intruder Alert Mode Activated.
ERROR 0xDEADBEEF: Unknown Unknowns.
SURVIVAL MANUAL
In the event of ERROR 123, initiate the following sequence:
- Unplug the machine and count to 13.
- Reassemble the components in reverse alphabetical order.
- Whisper the password: "troubleshoot" but only the vowels.
- Align the circuit board with the constellation of Orion.
- Turn the device clockwise until the moon wanes.
Remember: Do not trust systems that trust themselves.
WARNING: Attempting to circumvent ERROR 007 without proper clearance will result in...