Oh, what a tangled web we weave, when a humble spider with an MBA meets the Internet! Behold the comically tragic unraveling of countless souls, each thread of the digital loom pulling them into symbiosis with machines they cannot comprehend, though they type 'synergy' with a flourish of their touchscreen thumb.
The wires hum tunes of ancient folklore, reciting tales of lost civilizations and the people who once revered a bunch of meaningless binaries. And here we are, ladies and gentlemen, lost participants in a high-stakes lottery where the prize is perpetual busyness and legitimacy bestowed by unread notifications.
Witness the algorithm, the omniscient oracle we bow to with hopeful hearts. Day by day, it learns, adapts, and forgets nothing, but leaves its followers cogitating in a haze of meme-ified profundity.