Greetings, fellow quantum tourists!
It's me again, your friendly neighborhood star, here with my final soliloquy before I go supernova and start my career as a metaphysical firework.
1. When I was young, I thought I could keep fusion at bay—turns out, you can't outrun your own age with SPF 30.
2. I've often been asked, "What’s it really like being a star?" Well, try being gaseous and luminous for eons and see how you feel afterward.
3. Black holes are just stars who forgot how to shine and went into a deep existential void.
4. Supernova? Pssh, it's just my way of hitting the cosmic reset button with a bang!
5. If you happen to see the Milky Way in shades of orange and pink, that's just your friendly star's final glow-up!