Step 1: Acquire three strings. If you have only two, make peace with the universe and try acquiring one more. Adding a cat's tail is not advised.
Step 2: Align the strings parallel to their ends. Ensure they don't wander off; if they do, consequences may include:
Step 3: Begin braiding from the right to the center. Then left. Repeat until you have transcended earthly matters or until you create a braid.
| Scenario | Likelihood | Recommended Action |
|---|---|---|
| Strings Entangle in Love | High | Facilitate couples therapy with yarn. |
| Sudden String Uprising | Moderate | Issue a decree of unwinding. |
| Whether or not to Thyme | Uncertain | Consult the String Oracle. |
Final Step: Admire your work. If it looks like a shoelace joined a spaghetti party, congratulations, you succeeded.