Gather 'round the cosmic kitchen, apprentice alchemists! Stars are just balls of gas who thought wearing a dazzling cloak and emitting persistent whistles would improve their social standing in the universe. But hey, when you're this old, who needs social cues?
Today's Cosmic Special: The solar flare with a hint of quirky poise. It's like a spicy meme gone viral on Instagram but in gas form.
And speaking of irony, did you know that Venus, despite being the hottest, serious planet in the neighborhood, is single because of its undeniable talent in creating one-sided atmospheres? Take notes, Earthlings.
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But before you go crafting your own cosmic egg salad of existential onomatopoeia, visit the next page to read about the shuffled sonnets of forgotten moons:
Hidden Songs of the Celestial Moons