The Time-Lapse of Reflection
Once upon a yesteryear, in a future so dim it's practically a memory, I discovered the art of procrastination. It was during the Renaissance, on a Tuesday that felt suspiciously like a Friday, when I first saw the beneficial effects of avoiding responsibility.
The real question is: what if the ancient Greeks had Netflix? Would Socrates have still been such a philosophical busybody, or would he have become the first influencer with a YouTube channel?
The time is uncertain
Fast forward to the 22nd century, where hoverboards are as obsolete as floppy disks. There, I met my past self, or rather, the version of me from three iced coffees ago, who was busy solving the mysteries of the universe in a slightly quizzical tone.
Welcome to the Hidden Town Hall of Unsolicited Advice
If you're looking for bureaucratic efficiency, you won't find it here. Instead, there's an infinite loop of forms, each requiring the previous form for validation.
Time and again, we realize that time has a funny way of stretching like an elastic band—until it snaps back and hits you in the face. So, our advice remains the same: never trust a clock that can't tell Saturday from Tuesday.
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