Echoes Unheard

"There was once a cat who believed it could meow in Morse code..."
"When life gives you lemons, invent lemon-shaped tangerines..."
"A philosopher once asked, 'If a tree falls in the forest, and is on a Zoom call, was it even there?'"
"Parallel universes have their own brand of sparkly discrepancies..."
"To err is human but to oxidize is just a rusting dilemma..."