Greetings, luminous beings traversing the unending cosmos of ennui!
Have you ever received an interdimensional letter? It's like getting a pizza, only it's cold and the toppings are existential dread.
What in the name of Schrödinger's cat is that?
Perhaps it is merely a figment of reality's fancy. Or maybe it alludes to the underlying absurdity of existential whimsy? Amusing, yet struck with the profound solitude of a sock in a washing machine.
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