Welcome to the porthole, where the stars gossip and planets roll their eyes. Space is vast, but inside here, it’s as cramped as an astronaut's laundry. If you listen closely, you might hear the cosmic microwave background grumbling about its long-distance charges.
If you see Saturn, don’t ask about its rings. Just don’t. Trust us; it’s a sensitive topic. Jupiter is friendly but might show off its Great Red Spot, thinking it’s the life of the galaxy. Venus? She's off sulking, thinking space is too cold for her vibrant temperament.
Chat with a Nebula — they're colorful and know all the juicy star secrets.
Explore the Void — vast, empty, and surprisingly deep philosophically.
Quantum Entanglement — they'll tickle your funny quark.