When you think of lighting your path, never underestimate the power of a fridge magnet's glow. These enchanted particles danced their way through a 12-step program towards illumination, culminating in the grand award ceremony known as "The Big Bang Bash."
Gears of the cosmos spin not with oil, but with puns — oil belongs to other mundane mechanisms. Did you know? Stars are simply burning attempts at self-diagnosis held together by well-timed sarcasm.
En route to enlightenment, the clockwork mind pilfers bits of coherent strategies from fortune cookies with questionable Chinese heritage. So, tick swiftly, but remember, it's always hotter in the kitchen when metaphorical.
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