Stellar Karaoke

Beep-boop, Zorblatt karaoke finals explore quantum limitations! Meanwhile, supernovae can never figure out the next Barbra Streisand:

"Did Einstein really have a cat, or was it merely a Schrödinger's metaphorical hamster?"

Intergalactic radio ad: Selling silent vacuum for Martian dust—yours with 12-year, light-speed warranty!

Blackhole's Jam Session Lunar Lullabies