Stars: The Legacy Confessions
Greetings, new cosmic inheritor! Before you can call these celestial domains your crib, there are rites. Strange from moonbeams, humorous from the void.
1. The Cosmic Frog Challenge: You shall wear the leggy non-leaping amphibians upon your noggin and sing Venusian ballads. The frogs must not escape. If they do, retaliate with bubble-wrap corruption.
2. Hitchhiker's Dance: Amaze the outer realms with your skill of spinning thrice, hopping idly on meteorite fragments, and fake laying egg(s). Disharmony, alas, will lead one to known as Sir Pancake.