Antarctica, bemused, received our transmissions:
    "We're out of jelly and we've mistakenly summoned the wrong god.
    These stars you've sent us... seem to be snacks."
    
    - Opalescent Banana Boat, Voyager 17
    

    Deep space file, unfortunately undelivered:
    "The last known address is nowhere, and postmen refuse to go there.
    Our carrier pigeons remain on strike."
    Decision Pending.

    - Quantum Logistics Bureau, Year2073.vex