Long ago, when the stars could still gossip in the cosmic cafeteria, they chattered about Constella-Phoenix, the bird who could do the Moonwalk better than any celestial being could hope. And now, dear reader, you're about to step into the hilarity that unfolds in the skies.
Did you know that the constellation of dog, Canis Major, was originally a constellation of confused cats? True story! Barky star Sirius was once Kitty the Fluffy's nemesis until they all agreed to disagree about spatial superiority. A little flickering image here and there can make even Jupiter chuckle.
So here we are, trapped under the stars as they fumble their cosmic choreography. Ever tried translating their salsa dance? The intergalactic translators are still working on it, but so far it seems like a story of divine hiccups and astral tweets.
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