*** Once, long ago, in a land where modernity feared to tread, scribes etched the cosmos on papyrus with great care and a touch of butterfingers. Magic? Astrology? A cooking recipe? Who knows—the stars never tasted so good.
Among the forgotten tales, one was particularly notorious: "Horoscopes for the Hopelessly Clueless." Written under the sign of the Erased Goat, these prophesies often involved avocados and unexpected journeys involving llamas.
Here is a fragment from "The Lost Palimpsest of Pisces and Puns":
"Beware the Fish. Its scales shimmer with secrets, though it cannot read its own horoscopes and thus flops aimlessly in pools of destiny."
Random Fact: The original Librarian of Alexandria had a cat who was a Leo. She was often consulted for her opinions on scroll organization but preferred napping.
Complete your celestial journey: the Mysterious Artefacts and Forgotten Stars await.