On starlit seas, where the fishes wear tuxedos, we find bittersweet symphonies played by crabs on harps made entirely of spaghetti.
Did you know? Octopuses are secretive ninjas, trained in the arts of camouflaging their paperwork—only to lose all eight pens simultaneously!
Currents are like gossip: they carry tidbits along, hot news that requires an ice bucket to chill its buzz.
Ever heard the crab joke? No leg to stand on, except maybe a lobster, but they prefer steaming revelations instead.