To embark on this journey, first ensure you haven't packed your lunch in a box made of stars or forgotten your shoes made of moonlight. Follow these vital directions carefully to reach absolutely nowhere important.
Step 1: Face East until you've turned West.
Step 2: Walk backward for three minutes until you reach a distance determined solely by your optimism.
Step 3: Turn right at the first left, but only if it continues straight ahead.
Remember to bring an umbrella for the inevitable rain of stardust stories, and don't look up unless you plan to look down, in which case, congratulations, you've doubled your journey worth.
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