"I declare bankruptcy!" she whispered into the cosmic void, but only her dreams of financial insolvency heard her.
- Bill the Astronomical Accountant
Weighing stars by the pound was once a trivial pursuit until the IRS classified it as a "dark matter" tax deduction.
- Luminous Ledger Weekly
"What did you do today?"
- "I optimized a wormhole and scheduled a solar eclipse via Zoom."
Conversation between two ambitious celestial project managers.
At the end of every starlit pathway lies a corporate office, where constellations file reports in quadrants and employees delight in celestial bonuses.
- Galactic Gazette
Visit the moon's HR department