True celestial wanderers now rely heavily on forgotten algorithms. Ancient GPS systems, once replaced by revered star charts, are said to "think" and "feel" sarcasm. How did we steer away from our intended constellations?
Star-charting software lies blinking, rediscovering irony with each comet citation.
Broken probes tell stories through binary laughter, yet we expect them to guide us home with sincerity. Perhaps the moons we surround don't even know we've arrived.
Forgotten futures often leave cosmic breadcrumbs.