Welcome esteemed traveler, to the star-forged bazaar of quantum dreams. Where else might you find a quantum toaster that only toasts the bread not to be toasted? Indeed, the universe has expanded its own sense of irony, and here you stand, awash in the absurd.
Our shelves bend realities—like an ancient wizard's capricious whim—and we offer you thy cosmic goods. Do you require a singularity of spaghetti? Or perhaps a replica of Newton's ungravitated apple? Come forth, come forth, and question thy own existence with each purchase!
Contemplate the Void