Spiral Vortex of Truth

Welcome to the place where reality layer cakes spin wildly, frosting and all. Here, a banana is just a phone call away from a serious existential crisis.

"Why did the scarecrow win an award?" Because he was outstanding in his field! Much like my thoughts when attempting to channel joy while vacuuming the carpet of a black hole.

Ever noticed that life is like a spiraled spiral stairway, only instead of a comfortable cushion at the top, there's an uncanny confusion of rubber chickens?
And when you throw in the occasional existential doubt, you might as well ask, where's my umbrella in this downpour of cosmic turmoil?

Be sure to visit other realms of fluctuation:
Alternate Reality | Truth in Pie Form | Vortex Venture