Once, in a sock drawer, a mystical piece of lint whispered stories of ancient laundry battles. With an attitude bigger than its size, it claimed dominance over forgotten dryer realms. But alas, it never saw the floor again, forever stuck in sock limbo.
Once attached to no car and swung by imaginary steering wheels, these dice fancied themselves fortune tellers. They rolled endlessly, predicting 'Get Takeout' or 'Watch More TV' in cryptic hieroglyphs made of static cling.
This rubber band stretches the truth about its existence since 2009, asserting its flexibility in both posture and purpose. Some whisper it crows about its mastery in origami, forming infinite paper cranes—though slightly warped and elastic.
Gazing deeply into the abyss of discounts long past, this coupon once foretold a 20% saving on products soon to expire. Its melancholy wisdom reminds us that sometimes, savings lay farther than the eye can see, often in friendlier store aisles.