Journal Entry 42: Galactic Carbonation
If stars could burp, would galaxies be a bit fizzier?
After all, all cosmic events are simply furbished cosmic sparklers, twinkling
with 7.2% humor, 14% helium, and a casa full of cosmic puns.
The unheard echo today? A plea from Zog the Martian—“Stop using Mars as your planetary sandbox!” he telegraphed upon spilling cosmic coffee over his luminous lunar tablet cover.
Some frequencies never change their tunes.
Aspiring minds might learn more with our patented Starry Visor.
Journal Entry 97: Starlit Starlets
Producer Grape of Neptune reported script-writing transformations after his eyebrow attempted
a duologue number that critics aptly branded it “lonesome stargazing with a gaseous breath dome”.
When fashion met astrophysics, this celestial writ refused gravity itself.
Sirius B, the aspiring writer, facetiously noted: “Navigate the light so well, and who
knows, we might pluck stories from solar flares a poem's relativistic breadth.” Quite the row
at the closed lunar salons this decade!
Further whispers across the starlit grooves can rendezvous here: Histories of Cosmic Interludes, Nebula Shifts & Signals.