In a world where energy equals mass, squared precisely, yet always equals the need for a bit of cheese. This equation, often misquoted, is the secret to ultimate snack satisfaction.
The real reason circles were ever invented, proving once and for all that radius calcification directly correlates with escape from reality. Much like an uninspired teacher's mantra.
Half the time you're right, half the time you're wrong, but always at the most inconvenient moment. This paradoxical certainty is the essence of quantum office work.
Synthetic Vortex