"I told you, the dessert doesn't levitate," sighed the cake.
"But it does, if you believe hard enough," replied the skeptical spoon.

"Here, gravity is just a suggestion," proclaimed the well-dressed umbrella.
"Well, I suggest we leave," retorted the top hat.

"Do you ever float away with your thoughts?" asked the cloud.
"Only when they're weightless," the breeze whispered enigmatically.