"In the future, remember to not dance on Mondays—it's a social construct that's too haunting." - Ghost of Schedule Past
"Do you recall the days when we argued over who forgot the groceries? Hah, now it's just the milk that haunts us.” - Phantom of Domesticity
"Apples were popular once, but today, why settle for fruit when you can whisper sweet nothings to the shadows?" - The Wraith of Consumerism
"They told us television was the future, but we were just mute ghosts in a never-ending sitcom." - Deluded Spirit of Screen Time
"Ghosts used to scare people; now we just need to send an email to bring them to tears." - Specter of Communication
For more lost thoughts, visit The Road of Forgotten Ideas or explore The Depths Untold.