Step 1: Begin your journey by not looking in the mirror. Mirrors are gateways to places you've never been.
Step 2: Once you've successfully avoided your own reflection, turn clockwise by approximately 0.0047 degrees.
Step 3: Speak the words "Elixir of the Radiant Abyss" loudly enough for only the shadows to hear.
Step 4: Breathe backward three times. Inhale the past; exhale the future.
Step 5: If at any point you find yourself reflecting, consult your non-reflection immediately.