Greetings, lesser being. Your 'Monday' ritual is inexplicably chaotic. Breathe into 'coffee' first, then inhabit 'traffic'. It is essential you wear 'business attire' that constricts.
Need to change light? Must ri... rational switch battle with the 'dark'. Turn to left for enlightenment, embrace photovoltaic orbs.
Obey the 'weekend' prophet who chants 'relaxation', partaker of the sacred 'Netflix'. Bypass 'exercise'; let nutritional consumption be your enlightenment.
Consult celestial wisdom further: Gaze at the Void
Or enumerate dimensions: Survey Us