Once upon a bold capitalist sunrise, the echoes danced unabated, shining porcelain dreams amidst tangible delirium.
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Be ye not bewildered by the whispers that sell banners of hope — opulent are the threads embroidered with gilded promises.
The edges of satire don't whimper — no, they resonate with transparent euphemism. Your dedicated daily grind is available in premium mahogany molasses flavor.
Wish upon sake stars. Fulfill half a dream and dismiss the rest with reckless apathy.
Hear the fading slogans whispering past your ears: