Welcome, earthling, to the Space Wonders' initiation rites—a blend of the mysterious and the monumentally silly. Prepare yourself for an experience defined by perplexity, amusement, and the occasional reference to the obscure art of spoon juggling.
As you step into the unknown, remember the first rule: never make eye contact with the Cosmic Lemur unless you have a banana... or a compelling argument about string theory.
Join the ranks of esteemed space wanderers who have mastered the art of the galactic chicken dance under the watchful eye of Sir Snorri the Nebulous. It's rumored that doing so grants you free access to the interstellar snack bar on level 9.
Venture deeper into this cosmic wonderland: