Galactic Gazette Update 5012-A:
One tiny hiccup in the warp drive. Minor issue with aligning ideas (not entities). Please refer to Quantum Quandaries for further laughter.
Space-Time & Again:
Dear Starship Beagle, we seem to have misplaced a Jupiter-sized sock. Please return to coordinates after dimension folding, but before brunch.
Cosmic Cafe Musings:
Had a toast encounter with the Observable Universe. The bread crumbs have yet to resolve a space and time continuum problem with jam.
Emergency Dimension Shift News:
Warp Weekends have been cancelled due to prior engagements with singularities and existential Mondays.