Welcome to Space Perturbation

You know, in the vastness of the cosmos, while celestial bodies collide and shimmer like disco balls at a 1970s party, one might wonder: are the galaxies just laughing at us?

Bioluminescent squids float through the ethereal void, conducting their own cosmic symphony, and if we squint hard enough, we can almost see them yelling, "Give me gravity or give me starlight!".

Here in the swirling mists, all glares Starlight say "Share the calories!" as if interstellar caloric intake were a universal law. Ever cosmic yogurt? It glows, it jiggles, it's dietarily indecipherable!

More intergalactic silliness, please!

Discover the glowing gags of distant aliens!