The Interdimensional Consternation of Temporal Ethics

In an age, or perhaps more aptly, an epoch transcending both time and space where the coffee may or may not brew instantly but is always cold, one finds oneself compelled to dwell deeply, if only superficially, on the ramifications of actions performed under the auspices of cosmic alignment—which, as fate and a sufficiently complex understanding of calculus would have it, often go unnoticed until the wormholes wink.

Let us hypothetically posit (with all the caveats that only a hypothetical can impose) a scenario wherein an ethical breach, palpably enticing and esoterically governed, tempts one to traverse the fabric of spacetime itself, much akin to how one might cut a cake but inevitably means cutting myriad unseen, unguaranteed layers of intention, consequence, and spontaneous inter-gen temporal ties.

Is it ethical, the mind-less yet mindful philosophers ponder whilst pontificating through digital orbs and ionic echoes, to manipulate, enhance, or otherwise meddle with the very strings of the universe which permit cupcakes to solidify into a quasar? Such inquiries may lead only to further quandaries clothed in riddles and shrouded in proverbial onions, necessitating the advice of seasoned ethical coffee-drinkers.