Ever tried whispering sweet nothings to a seashell? Turns out, the echo has selective hearing.
If I had a dollar for every echo I heard, well, I wouldn't need the seashell's endorsement for a loan.
Seashells are nature's way of saying that even in solitude, you can still hear your own sarcasm.
In a world where social media reigns, the humble seashell remains the king of echo chambers.
Seashells have loyalty. They'll echo your thoughts even during a drift with the tide.
Is it just me, or do seashells muffle bad ideas better than a therapist?