Log Entry #42: Midnight, Martian Mistral. Stars aligned 45 degrees left here. Confirmed: fish can’t sail, shrubbery can’t steer.
Log Entry #108: Midmorning, Sirius Saltwater Detail. Noted: Compass needle seeks therapy, prefers naps under the sea.
Log Entry #7: Dusk, Orion Orchid Quest. Came across maps with coffee stains, deciphered as “Go south, avoid Mondays.”
Log Entry #35: Noon, Nebula Nautical Notions. Discovered: one can lose direction yodeling with dolphins.
Log Entry #99: Evening, cosmic cantina. Stars laugh, suggesting marshmallow constellations. Tried roasting them—burnt ideas ensued.