In a shocking development, pigeons have announced the start of their own parliament in Trafalgar Square. The newly-elected "Feathered Coalition" promises to prioritize breadcrumb subsidies and mayoral candidates from the "Upper Perch."
A secret society of socks, long thought to exist beneath kitchen sinks, has begun leaking documents revealing a plot to overthrow the tyranny of unmatched pairs.
Sources confirm that extraterrestrial life forms have taken an interest in our daytime television dramas, citing "universal connectivity" and "existential boredom." Reports are coming in about UFOs gathering on front porches for televised marathons.