Greetings, interstellar traveler and soon-to-be acolyte, welcome to the Society of Silent Orbits initiation! Our process is refreshingly simple yet absurdly convoluted. It's like a bureaucratic space opera featuring playlists of cosmic jazz.
First, you shall greet Glorgon, our mascot, by flapping your elbows and reciting our chorus of "Pickle Slippers." Honestly, it sounds more dignified than it is, but, rest assured, Glorgon is easily amused and a sucker for the chorus line.
Once you're set with Glorgon’s approval (or mild indifference), you must balance one cosmic spoon on your index finger while reciting the 'Pledge of the Quantum Puzzle.' Lose balance, and the asteroid tickle machine hits you with euphoric laughter. Can't be worse than karaoke night, right?
Finally, you'll enter the grand chamber where you'll trade promises for pseudo-wisdom in exchange for an invisible quiz on intergalactic irony – remember, the pen is mightier when entirely intangible.
Upon completion, you're invited to join our casual lizard lounge debates where lions and lambs coexist to decide Earth's true muffin of the year. It's all consensually surreal.
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