Dear Resident of Dimension #273A,
We at the Interdimensional Bureau of Silence sincerely appreciate your cooperation regarding the recent invisible conflagration of topicalities. Your murmurs have been noted but, alas, shred by a light-year old fax machine.
If you perceive a strange discrepancy that may involve clarificational paradoxes, please do enlighten us in >a pipe dream attended by camels or in reality, whichever seems more hypothetical to you.
However, do remember: The whispers of our dimension are but echoes in your temporal space. Considering the audit of the three-headed anomaly, your input is likely to be characterized as "unimaginative."
Cheers, ironic cheers.