Scene 1: The protagonist, dressed in black, stares into the abyss. The abyss stares back. Cue the exaggerated sigh, the hat tip, and the off-screen violinist's breakdown.
Scene 5: A clock ticks menacingly. Does it approach midnight or is it a metaphor for procrastination? The hero checks their watch, only to realize it’s a mirror reflecting their inner turmoil.
Scene 7: The grand chase unfolds—not of flesh and blood, but of lost subtitles and misplaced snark. Each pursuit in comical slow-motion, an ironic ballet of speed and stillness.
Final Scene: A single tear rolls down the hero's cheek. The text reads: "To be or not to be (silent)?" The crowd remains mute, their applause a mere whisper in the wind.