"Did you hear the one about the existentially confused lock? It tried to unlock itself on a Sunday but ended up in a philosophical debate with the key."

"Once upon a time, in a land where keys had feelings, a stubborn lock proclaimed, 'I am not opening for anyone, not even if you swear by the sacred WD-40!'"

"The lore suggests that the secret to unlocking lies not in inserting a key, but rather in ~whispering sweet nothings into the lock's mechanisms~.
Your charm is your tool, dear reader."